For those who served in the RVAH Community, their families, and friends!
An old lady went to the store to buy some food for her dog. Upon reaching
the check-out,the clerk told her "I'm sorry ma'am, but the store manager heard
that many old ladies on limited incomes buy dog food and eat it themselves. We now
have a policy - if you want to buy dog food, you have to show us your dog."
Annoyed, the lady went home, got her faithful Fido, and returned to the
store, where they sold her the dog food without question.
The next day, she returned to the store to buy cat food. Again, she's reproached by the cashier:
"I'm sorry ma'am, but the store manager heard that many old ladies on limited incomes buy cat food and eat it themselves.
We now have a policy if you want to buy cat food, you have to show us your cat."
Frustrated, the woman stormed home, retrieved her precious Fluffy and returned to the store,
where she was sold her cat food without further incident.
The next day, the woman returned to the store and strode right up to the
cashier with a box in her hand.
"Put your hand in this box," she told the puzzled clerk.
"What's in it?" the clerk asked.
"Just put your hand in here," the lady said.
"No, there's probably something in there that will bite me"
"Nothing will bite you, I promise."
Reluctantly, the clerk put her hand in the box, felt the contents, pulled
them out to examine them and let out a scream.
Smiling, the old lady asked"now, may I please buy some toilet paper?"
Don't mess with old people. They can cop a shitty attitude in a hurry.
I called my parents and told them that one. I hope they can get back up off the floor at their ages. ;-)
sounds like she could be used in Washington right about now!
Well... that was just a crappy thing to do...
Sounds like an ideology that should be used more often.
Holy shit!!!! That HAS to be shared with my e-mail friends. Thanks for the laughs Stick!