For those who served in the RVAH Community, their families, and friends!
A friend of mine is a Deputy Sheriff and he sent me this one by email.
A Missouri State trooper pulled a car over on I-65 about 2 miles north of the Missouri - Arkansas State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Springfield to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from Arkansas got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, “You might as well take my butt to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.”
LOL! Liked that! Maybe it should be standard!
That'll learn him dang it !!!