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Three rednecks, Red, Fred, and Bob, were working up on a cell phone tower. As they start their descent, Bob slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away,

Fred says, 'Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife'

Red says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Fred says, 'Where did you get that beer, Red'

'Bob's wife gave it to me,' Red replies..

'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Red says

'When she answered the door, I said to her, 'you must be Bob's widow.'

She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'

Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.

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Steve, that was GREAT! One of the best I have ever heard, and I'm 65! Thanks a lot my friend.

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good one Steve. Are u sure the guys name was Bob? Not ?

That is a good one.

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