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What deep thinkers men are... 

I mowed the lawn today and after doing so
, I sat down and had a cold beer. 
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. 

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. 

The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. 
At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: 

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? 

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. 

Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. 

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." 
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
You just can't argue with logic like that...

And it was time for another beer...
And more deep thinking...

Who is a better friend... your wife? Or your dog?

Let's look at this...

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

And finally... if you lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour, then open the trunk and see which one is happy to see you...

I rest my case...
Time for another beer...
(PS- Don't let my wife see this... thanks!)

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When I finish mowing the grass my thoughts are limited to:

My back hurts!!

My knees hurt!!

How far is it to my chair in the air conditioning and will I make it there!!

I really need to buy a riding mower!!


And now I know!


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